'Plagiarist' is the nicest thing I could call you.
Heyyyyy internet. You guys know my sister (of the art). You guys know how often people use the internet to steal your shit (it's why we can all spell 'plagiarize' now without looking it up).Charlotte...
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DO I KNOW ANYONE WHO LIVES IN SASKATOON?
I ask because I'm moving there in, like, a month. This here blog is how I found my Calgary-friend-with-baby, and she has been So Great. Sorry I'm moving, Morgan! Our babies were to have been besties....
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Harry Potter readalong 7.2-3
I am days late and sickles short but I wanted to catch up before we hit the last section. I just...house guests and moving and I have no excuse.EVERY DAMN DAY. No excuses.I haven't said any words in...
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Harry Potter readalong 7.4 - the FINISHENING
I was going to just post quotes and gifs but Kayleigh knocked that out of the park last week, so I guess I'll say some words. (And post gifs).Let us admit from the outset that this section is...
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In which I do not Old Yeller my blog.
Well now! My blog is 6 years old and some, so it's about time I contemplated putting it on an ice floe and pushing it out to sea.I'm not going to, I've just been thinking about it. I mean, I had that...
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The Spark: A Mother's Story of Nurturing Genius - Kristine Barnett
You guys know I don't do 'heartwarming.' If people aren't dying of plague or locking their mad wives up in the attic then I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.And The Spark starts off, like, the worst....
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The One I Left Behind - Jennifer McMahon
THIS is why I HAVE a blog, so that I can go back and see how I felt about the other McMahon I read and whether my feelings about this one dovetail.THEY DO. Only I didn't make as many angry notes about...
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Jane - April Lindner
You guys know I have srs feels about Jane Eyre. I'm reading Pride and Prejudice right now because why is that a question, and even though I'm like, DARCY *fans self* Mr Rochester will always be my...
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Obsession - Jennifer Armentrout
If you're not reading Jennifer Armentrout's recaps of 50 Shades, you're missing out. They're the reason I haven't read the books and then lol'd about them here, because I DON'T HAVE TO. Also, omg those...
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Feed Your Brain, Lose Your BellyA Brain Surgeon Reveals the Weight-Loss...
My fresh resolution to Review All The Books is going to lend you some insight into some of the embarrassing shit that I read. Alice, I can hear you making fun of me from here.In Mindy Kaling's Is...
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Confessions of a Sociopath: A Life Spent Hiding in Plain Sight - M E Thomas
These are the memoirs of a sociopath, so they are necessarily sociopathic. All that megalomania makes her be like, I am really the most awesome.But sometimes? Being a sociopath sounds AWESOME. Not the...
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Then Again, Maybe I Won't - Judy Blume
Judy Blume books are all about being a teenager and disagreeing with/being embarrassed by your parents while you get erections/your period/a back brace you have to wear for four years now because your...
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Into the Grey review and some author stuff and a giveaway
Waaay back in 2011, I reviewed Celine Kiernan's Taken Away and gave it nine caterpillars for creepiness and heartstring-twanging. It's being released in the UK as Into the Grey, and I'm part of the...
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Friday's Child - Georgette Heyer
Oh Georgette Heyers. EVEN when they're kind of feh, they're pretty great. And this one was kind of feh.It starts off the absolute Regency-est, though. '"Do not, I beg of you, my lord, say more!"...
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Into The Grey winner!
DON'T GO INTO YOUR FRIDAY EVENING YET. Well, everyone except JMF can go. But JMF, you've won a copy of Into the Grey!Confetti at you, is what I'm saying. Email me your mailing address and I'll have...
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The Devil's Cub - Georgette Heyer
This is a lot of people's favorite Georg-Hey, but it wasn't mine. I mean, it's pretty great? But books like 50 Shades have sort of ruined the controlling, force-feeding, over-the-shoulder-throwing kind...
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The Girls of Atomic City: The Untold Story of the Women Who Helped Win World...
I've been putting off writing this review because my thoughts are LEGION and trying to organize a legion of thoughts is off-putting. I will just start saying words.The Girls of Atomic City is about all...
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A Long, Long Sleep - Anna Sheehan
This was exactly what I was looking for at the time but also wasn't very great but ALSO seriously, how is this not a 'women's fiction' novel about...I don't know, an unfulfilling marriage and a woman's...
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The Never List - Koethi Zan
I was about ten pages into this book and almost put it down because ha ha, I do not read books about torture, THANKS. But the Sarah is like, Blah blah blah that terrible thing I did to survive, and I...
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A Reliable Wife - Robert Goolrick
Well THIS was the most boring book about sex I've ever read.Truitt advertises for a wife in the papers because he lives in Nowhere, Wisconsin, and then Catherine comes to him, and he is like, Ugh, you...
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